Salvador Buttersworth - "Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Man I Need

New Killer Star

Hayat Şaşırtır!

The One

Hallucinations

OMG (feat. will.i.am)

Folded

Rock It Out

The Fate of Ophelia

Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)

Say It

Bilsem Ki

Peşimde

Ayo

We Ride (Album Version)