Salvador Buttersworth - Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

Eggplant Lasagna

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Vegetable Turkey Soup

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Chapter 2: Catharsis

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

"Oh This Song Is Called Christmas in Georgia D U R R R" (Please Sue Me Hawthorne I Dare You)

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

When We Were Young

Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)

Hallucinations

Do You Mind

Peşimde

Why Won't You Love Me

The One

The Closer I Get to You (feat. Beyoncé Knowles)

I Stand Accused

Hayat Şaşırtır!

Man I Need

We Ride (Album Version)

New Killer Star

Folded

Rock It Out