Salvador Buttersworth - Christmas Comes Four Days After Winter Solstice

Hawthorne Bramblewood Can't Sing the 12 Days of Christmas Because He Can't Count to 12

Eggplant Lasagna

Chinese Frog Legs for Christmas

Please Buy Me Tickets to Ultracon South Florida for Christmas

This Album Is the Best Christmas Gift

I Am Dumb (By Hawthorne Bramblewood, Who Is Dumb)

Christmas on Calle Ocho Is Salao

Asking My Girlfriend Yusnavi to Marry Me on Christmas

Making Your Own Low-Sodium Cream of Chicken Soup

Salvador Buttersworth Is a Beautiful Name, Unlike Certain People's Trash-Can Names

Chapter 2: Catharsis

Ordering Tacos in English in Hialeah on Christmas

My Feet Stopped Swelling After 2 Days of Low Sodium

The Hawthorne Who Stole Christmas (And My Cassette Tapes)

Vegetable Turkey Soup

Make It Easy

Ayo

When We Were Young

Earth Song

The Closer I Get to You (feat. Beyoncé Knowles)

He Wasn't Man Enough

The One

Why Won't You Love Me

Rock It Out

Bilsem Ki

Freaky Friday (feat. Chris Brown)

New Killer Star

Hallucinations

Hayat Şaşırtır!

The Fate of Ophelia