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Macklemore, Xperience - Brad Pitt's Cousin (feat. XP)

Brad Pitt's Cousin
Macklemore, Xperience
03:11
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[Verse 1: Macklemore]
Slick shit, man, that's all we do,
Hold up, little homie, let me talk my truth:
Made an Instagram for my cat,
And my cat doesn't even rap
And got more followers than you.
Hold up, let me get my cat a bar,
She's filthy, hey, Cairo, come here, baby!
Meow! Now my cat's more famous than you ever will be.
I been hustling, you can't tell me nothing,
I'm Brad Pitt's ugly cousin
But when you're drunk at the wedding, still gon' fuck him.

[Chorus: XPerience]
When you see me in the club:
“Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
Angelina show me love,
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
You got me fucked up!
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin,
Like you don't know what's up,
Bradley, he's cuzzo.”
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!

[Verse 2: Macklemore]
You're embarrassed, huh?
I'm in Paris, bruh,
You brought your whole crew,
I'm with my parents, bruh.
Every white dude in America went to the barber shop,
"Give me the Macklemore haircut."
Australia, they heard of me,
Germany, they heard of me,
Japan, they heard of me,
It's a murder scene, you gon' learn some things.
My dick named Ron Burgundy,
I'm bad news with a pan flute
In a plaid suit, no can do,
No, uh-huh, I don't work for free.
I used to smoke that purple weed,
Sip a bunch of purple drink,
That shit did not work for me,
And now I just sip herbal tea,
I'm posted at the swapmeet in a robe eating Church's wings,
So cold, so cold, no Emergen-C.

[Chorus: XPerience]
When you see me in the club:
“Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
Angelina show me love,
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
You got me fucked up!
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin,
Like you don't know what's up!”
Brad, Brad Pitt.
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!
All my Angelinas, if you got it, let me see it!

[Verse 3: Macklemore]
Did it by myself, not a little bit of help,
Nobody, nobody did nothing, I knelt
On my knees, said, "God, please give me a deal!"
And God texted me back,
"Don't be dumb, young man, gotta do it yourself,
It's up to you to turn the pen into a machete,
And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed.”
I treat the beat just like a pussy,
And I eat it up and beat it up and leave it fucked,
So you cannot compete with us.
I'm weaving in and out of traffic
In the Cadillac. Oh, wait, is that us on the radio?
Wait, is that us on the radio?
It's what I always dreamed of,
Back when I had peach fuzz.
Shout-out to the homie D!
Who's D? Deez nuts!
I'm eating chicken wings and onions rings,
If you're wondering, yes, I does my thing,
And another thing, no puppet strings
On the company, we sucker free.
I ain't tripping on what the public think,
Ten thousand, we hustling,
This shit didn't happen overnight,
This shit didn't happen suddenly.

[Chorus: XPerience]
When you see me in the club:
“Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
Angelina show me love,
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
You got me fucked up!
Brad Pitt, that's my cousin!
Like you don't know what's up!”
Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt.

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